Making The Most Of A Fat Situation...

Thursday, August 30, 2007
A new beginning
It's never fun to have a friend who is training to be a nutritionist yell at you for the diet you choose. Yes, I was berated. And not in a good way. He said I was an idiot and it wasnt the diet I should be on.

Okay, Mr. Nutritionist... tell me what diet I AM supposed to be on and since you are telling me this for free, give it to me straight.

Low fat, no sugar diet. Sensible portions, lots of exercise and plenty of water.

Got it. So... Mr. Nutritionist. Can I wait til Monday when my hormones arent on a murderous rampage and beating my uterus to the point of bleeding?

Um... yea.

Good. And on a side note... menstruating sucks balls. If I am not using it, cant it just go on vacation?

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posted by Niki @ 5:42 PM   2 comments
Im a fat chick just trying to get thinner. Not supermodel anorexic thinner. But healthy thinner. Just trying to make the most out of a fat situation.
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